Did you come onto this website, hoping we were going to sell you a Borat style headband? Touch luck I guess.
Borat possibly got so scared of the Hamas headbands, because it reminded him of the Jews. Here is a story about headbands. Saying possibly ruins humor. Borat is just the embodiment of an Anti-Jewish bigoted villain.
“What’s on the headband?” Borat asked.
“That’s the Shahaddah?”, said a naive girl.
“What’s the Shade?”, asked Borat, “Something Jewish?”
“No”, replied the girl, “The Shahaddah is like the Jewish Shema.”
Borat looked scared, “This is yet more proof Jews control Hamas!”
“No”, explained the girl, “Hamas is not a Jewish organisation.”
“Really?”, asked Borat, “Do Hamas members eat pork?”
“No”, replied the girl.
“They must be eating their kosher nonsense”, interrupted Borat before, the girl had the chance to finish.
“Uncle Borat”, the girl tired explaining, “Not everyone who abstains from pork is a Jew.”
“But…” interrupted Borat again, “Oink! Oink! This Jewish organisation Hamas, headed by their high priest, the supreme court Martian, must be destroyed.”
“First of all”, said scared girl, “Hamas is a Muslim organisation. Hamas members are Muslims.”
“What?” asked Borat, “In Kazakhstan most Muslims eat pork? Hamas hates Muslims and the supreme court Martian, is trying to enslave mankind to the Jewish way.”
“Can you not tell the difference between Muslims and Jews?” asked the girl.
“Don’t be rude to me gypsy woman”, demanded Borat, “Did you notice the writing on the Hamas headbands? It is all in Hebrew, it has the shade on it, which is what Jews also wear while praying.”
“Can you tell the difference between the Shaddah and the Shema?” asked the girl.
“Shade is just the English words”, said Borat, “For the Jewish incantation. These Jews control the media. I hate Hamas, these Jewish rats.”
“The Shaddah is Muslim”, said the girl, “but the Shema is Jewish.”
“And these money laundering Jews”, replied Borat, “in Hamas must have their skulls crushed.”
“Why do you hate Jews so much?” asked the girl.
“Jews are evil money lenders”, explained Borat, “I can’t wait to burn all these Jews at the stake.”
“Why would you do that?” asked the girl, “That is so cruel. Not all Jews are bankers.”