Effective Date: 07/06/2025
Welcome to borat-says.com – the place where your data is almost as safe as our punchlines are sharp.
We respect your privacy – mostly because we’re too lazy to do anything nefarious with your data. We recommend you use a VPN to visit this website for your own safety. But just in case the lawyers are watching, here’s the official version:
1. What We Collect (And Why)
We collect some basic info when you visit the site, such as:
- Your IP address (because the internet insists on it)
- Browser type (in case you’re stuck in 2006)
- Pages you visit (don’t worry, we’re not judging)
If you leave a comment, we might collect your:
- Name (real or fake, we don’t check)
- Email address (for spam protection, not actual spam)
- Message content (which may be preserved for comedic archeologists)
We use cookies – not the tasty kind – to:
- Remember who you are
- See if you’re coming back for more
- Count how many people read our nonsense
2. How We Use Your Data
We use your data to:
- Run the website
- Improve content
- Prevent spam bots from overthrowing humanity
We don’t:
- Sell your data
- Rent it
- Trade it for concert tickets
- Give it to shady third parties
3. Third-Party Services
We may use:
- WordPress plugins (which may also track stuff, probably)
They have their own privacy policies, so read those if you like feeling confused and paranoid.
4. Children’s Privacy
If you’re under 18, please get your parent or legal guardian to explain satire and fill out any forms for you. Or better yet, go play outside. We do not think this website is suitable for children.
5. Your Rights
Depending on where you live:
- You may have the right to see, delete, or correct your data.
- You may also have the right to complain to a data protection authority.
- But first, just email us. We’re friendly.
6. Data Security
We do our best to protect your data. But this is the internet, not Fort Knox.
7. Changes to This Policy
We might update this policy occasionally to sound smarter or more compliant. If we do, we’ll update the date above. You can come back and reread it, or just continue living your life.